DOES JOE BIDEN HAVE A LOVE CHILD?

Just asking. I was thinking of how convincing Joe was with the class-warfare rhetoric Thursday night, and something clicked: "Two Americas!"

The National Enquirer should start staking out Biden immediately, because he's just too good a class warrior not to have a flaky astrology-loving bimbo girlfriend stashed somewhere.

Joe "Silky Hairplugs" Biden!