Tuesday, September 15, 2009

NYPD, FBI raid Queens homes suspected of harboring Vlaams Belang terrorists

Radical Flemish nationalists strike again:
NEW YORK, Sept 14 (Reuters) - New York City police and the FBI raided homes in the borough of Queens early on Monday as part of an investigation into suspected terrorism, focusing on one man who has been under surveillance, officials said.
Authorities searched at least two apartments including one shared by five Afghan men . . .
(What? Flemish nationalists from Afghanistan?)

The New York Times, citing an unnamed senior law enforcement official, said authorities had uncovered a small group of people who espoused a militant ideology aligned with al Qaeda.
As Charles Johnson would tell you, there is no "militant ideology" more dangerous than Flemish nationalism, but let's ask that notorious extremist, Robert Spencer of Jihad Watch:
"A militant ideology aligned with al Qaeda," a.k.a. the traditional Islamic doctrine of jihad.
Hater! Let's try Michelle Malkin:
Waiting for CAIR to start screaming about the Obama administration’s racial and religious profiling.
We also expect a stern protest from those racists at the Belgian Embassy. Here's the New York Times:
The raids were believed to have taken place at two or three locations in Queens.
No doubt in the section of Flushing known as "Little Brussels." Now, here's LGF-banned Ace of Spades:
Religion of perpetrators unknown.
Most likely Christians, as Max Blumenthal claims in an ill-timed The Nation screed that Christianity is uniquely responsible for mass-killings... and, um, Satanism.
Remember, Ace, there are five A's in raaaaacism. And beware of the Belgian Christianist menace!

Senate condemns ACORN; House expected to approve Hannah Giles bikini photos

Charles Johnson could not be reached for comment:
A poverty-rights group that has drawn the ire of conservatives suffered another setback in Washington on Monday when the U.S. Senate voted overwhelmingly to deny it access to federal housing funds. . . .
"Poverty rights"? I guess that means ACORN fights for people's right to be poor. NTTAWWT, but I don't remember "poverty rights" in the Constitution. Let's see if we can find something a bit more fair and balanced:
A growing number of Republican lawmakers are calling for congressional hearings and IRS audits of ACORN following the release of three videotapes that show the group's employees offering advice to a "pimp" and a "prostitute" on how to skirt the law.
Rep. Steve King, R-IA, said a video released Monday that shows filmmaker James O'Keefe, 25, and Hannah Giles, 20, getting advice from ACORN employees in Brooklyn, N.Y., on how to launder their earnings and avoid detection while running a prostitution business is "another reason to turn it up" on ACORN.
Much better. Now let's try Ed Morrissey:
Senator Mike Johanns (R-NE) introduced an amendment to the HUD and Transportation appropriation bill to strip ACORN of all federal funding. A week ago, Johanns wouldn’t have gotten the amendment to the floor. Today, however, after three straight days of BigGovernment.com’s video exposés of ACORN offices in Washington DC, New York City, and Baltimore offering assistance to pimping, tax evasion, and trafficking in underage Salvadorean girls, Johanns not only got his vote — but he got an impressive bipartisan showing. The Senate passed the Johanns amendment 83-7
Wow, 83-7! Coincidentally, that's exactly the ratio of e-mails I'm getting in favor of my publishing the Hannah Giles bikini photo.

At this point, however, I owe a big hat-tip to Ace of Spades, who taught me almost everything I know about the running-gag method of building blog-reader loyalty. Ace blogs with personality and, though his actual self bears an oft-noted resemblance to an Ewok with a law degree, the outrageous humor of his online persona is what sets him apart from grim, humorless bloggers about whom we need not say anything specific at this point.

Humor wins. Humor persuades. And, as Ronald Reagan so often demonstrated, no humor is as winningly persuasive as self-deprecating humor. The guy who tells jokes on himself is telling others, "Hey, I comprehend that I am not exempt from the general ridiculousness of human folly." So when Ace jokes about swilling Valu-Rite vodka and beating up hobos -- he's notoriously hobophobic -- he invites readers to laugh at him, but also with him.

Ace is an acknowledged master of the running gag, and after a while, the running gag becomes an inside joke. Longtime readers bust a gut when he references the Paul Anka Integrity Trip, and part of the joy of recycling an old joke is the fact that only longtime readers will get it. This rewards reader loyalty, you see. "Membership has its privileges," and the longtime AOSHQ Moron gets a special payoff when Ace throws in a Scandi-hating reference to filthy lutefisk-gobblers.

Blog junkies may never get to this level of abstract theory about what makes AOSHQ so darned good, but if you're a middle-aged journalist who just quit the newspaper business and you need to grow a blog readership fast, you're like the engineer at KIA trying to reverse-engineer a Jaguar XJ. That was the kind of raw desperation that led to "How to Get a Million Hits On Your Blog In Less Than A Year."

OK, so one of the terms that Ace taught me is "blog-o-bucks." Readers of a major blogger like AOSHQ picture Ace living the high life in posh surroundings, lighting his imported cigars with twenty-dollar bills and generally, as P.J. O'Rourke once said, "farting through silk."

Alas, it's not as lucrative and as glamorous as all that and, despite his outrageously enviable success, Ace is unlikely to be buying a Gulfstream anytime soon.

If longtime readers suspect this is all leading up to a request that you hit the tip jar -- hey, there's your payoff. Membership has its rewards, and Dave C. at Point of a Gun shows why your contributions to the blog-o-bucks are desperately needed -- to help us blogger dudes hang out with biker chicks who come to D.C. for protest marches.

You really should hit the tip jar, because it enables me to play the comic role of the over-the-hill ladies' man, trying to convince himself he's still got the magic. Which is why I'm so grateful to lady-bloggers like Barbara "Angry Mob" Espinosa:
[T]he night was icing on the cake my new best married friend the infamous Robert Stacy McCain aka The Other McCain in the blog world and famous author arranged what he calls a Smittypalooza at the Army Navy Club. . . . This group of blogger's are the most knowledgable, nicest patriotic Americans you could ever meet. We had a wonderful time talking with a group of intelligent good looking guys who carried on conversations about current events with a few jokes and jabs at each thrown in to keep them on their toes. Afterwards a few of us went out for a bite to eat and always a gentlemen as well as a scholar Wombat Rampant walked us back to our hotel as The Other McCain drove over to the hotel to help me with my computer.
"Help me with my computer." Nudge, nudge. I bet you say that to all the bloggers, Barbara. IYKWIMAITYD. While Mrs. Other McCain is usually jealous of my girlfriends drinking buddies Internet consulting clients, for some reason, she's OK with Barbara.

Oh, yeah -- the string of crossed-out descriptors is another running gag. Schtick, as they say. (Or is it schtupp? I'm confused. Maybe I need to buy a Yiddish-English dictionary. So hit the tip jar.) You might have noticed that Mrs. Other McCain's jealousy is also schtick. Or schtupp. Whatever . . . hit the freaking tip jar.

Now, you're probably wondering what any of this has to do with Hannah Giles bikini photos. Well, if it weren't for Hannah Giles portraying the role of "Kenya" the prostitute, the Senate wouldn't have condemned ACORN. After the ACORN video made news, I started getting random Google hits from people searching for her photo -- which I had posted in July's coverage of the annual YAF conference.

As soon as I realized this, I posted another Hannah Giles photo and, almost immediately, commenters began requesting Hanna Giles bikini photos -- another payoff to loyal readers, who know how I shamelessly milked curiosity about Sarah Palin bikini pics and Carrie Prejean nude for traffic.

This involves a Stupid Blogger Trick known as the Google-bomb, and is also part of the reward of Rule 5, which rivals Rule 2 in popularity in "How to Get a Million Hits On Your Blog In Less Than A Year."

Rule 5A: Everybody loves a pretty girl. And the category of "everybody" includes sick freaks who search for naked photos of celebrities. (Cynthia Yockey actually gets Bea Arthur nude traffic. These people are sick, I tell you.)

These freaks are not just sick, but stupid. Perversion makes people stupid, as you might have concluded from watching TV shows about idiots who haven't yet figured out that every 13-year-old girl in an Internet chat room is either (a) an undercover cop or (b) Chris Hansen of "Dateline NBC."

So it isn't necessary to actually post nude photos of celebrities in order to get Internet traffic from idiots looking for nude photos of celebrities. If a female celebrity makes news, or if any good-looking woman suddenly becomes famous, the smart blogger who acts fast can get traffic by betting on the predictability that perverse idiots will be seeking nude photos, topless photos or bikini photos of her.

It is a fact that, in the 5 a.m. hour, 31% of my traffic was from Google freaks searching for Hannah Giles photos. A fact, but not an accident, because I don't believe in accidents. So any liberal scumbag or Perez Hilton celebrity-blogger slimeball who thinks he's going to cash in on Hannah's sudden fame . . .

Dude. Nobody beats the Rule 5 Google-bomb king. Hannah is protected, you see, and certainly not by the Google-bomb alone. Not even a denunciation by notorious God-hater Charles Johnson can harm her.

Considering that I'm sharing very valuable advice with conservative bloggers here, maybe somebody should hit the tip jar. But if you are actually so stupid as to believe I'm going to post Hannah Giles bikini photos . . . hey, you're in luck!

Despite the fact that Hannah is a devout Christian girl the same age as my own daughter, despite the fact that her father, Doug Giles, is a friend of mine and a Christian youth leader -- well-known for his skill with firearms and martial arts -- I am indeed going to post a photo of Hannah in a bikini:

That's Hannah on the left, and there's no need to name the tall blonde on the right. (A good reporter never burns his sources, especially tall blonde sources from Texas.) But if you'll click on the image, it will show the whole photo.

Genius? Maybe, although I'm sometimes kind of sloppy with the HTML code, so e-mail Smitty if you have any problems with that link . . . you sick freaks.
Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. . . . Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.
-- Proverbs 31:10, 30 (KJV)
As Doug Giles could certainly tell you, there are lots of people who won't sit still for a sermon, but they love to hear a good joke. Deo Vindice.

American Glob: a brief Rule 1 seminar

by Smitty

In accordance with Rule 1 on getting a million hits on your blog, Aleister at American Glob has come up with the "The Top 10 Reasons Robert Stacy McCain is Smarter Than Charles Johnson."

While this level of shamelessness may not exactly topple corrupt societal parasites, it's still some impressive work, and worthy of copious emulation.

Hannah Giles Bikini Update: VIDEO?

Yes, that's right! In our desperate effort to prevent other "shameless, lubricious and exploitative" bloggers from stealing the coveted Hannah Giles bikini Google-bomb -- don't push me, McEnroe, or I'll detonate it -- we are proud to report that Aleister at American Glob now has hot video of Hannah Giles! . . .

. . . on the the Sean Hannity show, but let's face it, any video of Hannah Giles is "hot video."

Patrick Swayze died before having the honor of being banned from LGF

Another neo-Confederate extremist!

Patrick Swayze was from Houston, Texas. Nudge, nudge. You know how those people are . . .

Charles Johnson 'making even Andrew Sullivan and Markos Moulitsas look sane'

Ouch. That comes from William Teach at Pirate's Cove, the man whose Sorta Blogless Pinup Sunday series originally inspired Rule 5. (Don't touch my Hannah Giles bikini Google-bomb. It might explode at any minute.)

I was on the phone Monday night with Stogie at Saberpoint, who is even more angry at this LGF mess than I am. Stogie's doubled his traffic in recent months, and his blog-fu gets better all the time. It's ridiculous that good conservative bloggers should be forced to concern themselves with the Madness of King Charles, but the relentlessness of his insane attacks -- against Pamela Geller, against Robert Spencer, against Gates of Vienna, etc., etc. -- seems to demand it.

Given the self-evident megalomania of Mad King Charles, no defense should be necessary. His one-man campaign to banish the entire blogosphere will soon end in a bunker beneath the bombed-out rubble of his Reich Chancellery. Nevertheless, I am grateful to so many good bloggers who've rallied unbidden to my defense, and those who've objected to his other recent jihads: And now, having once more done my part to promote respect and amity in the blogosphere (stop laughing), I must conclude with a Moral To The Story.

The secret to fighting a smear? Simple: Get right with God. All your sins are known by the ultimate investigative Journalist.

If you are unfairly accused, you are certainly not the first such case, nor the most important Victim in history. You have no right to complain, because even if you are innocent of the specific charge against you, you are not sinless and righteous.

We are, as Jonathan Edwards declared, sinners in the hands of an angry God, deserving nothing but destruction, and by our own merit cannot deserve any small blessing we receive. Should we therefore be ungrateful for grace?

Hate is against my religion, and I am commanded to pray for my enemies. This is arguably the most difficult commandment, you see. "Thou shalt not" this, that and the other -- relatively easy, compared to praying for Charles Johnson.

Remember: There are five A's in raaaaacism.

Monday, September 14, 2009

ACORN endorses . . . capitalism? ALSO: Hannah Giles bikini photo update

My friend Matthew Vadum texted me about this during Saturday's rally, but I thought he was joking. Yet now I find out it was true: ACORN was selling miniature Gadsden Flags at the event! (Video at the link.)

The fact that those yellow "Don't Tread On Me" flags, sold by ACORN for $5 each, were made in Chinese communist sweatshops and wholesale for about 17 cents? Now, that's what I call shameless capitalist opportunism.

Maybe they're not really so bad after all . . .

BTW, speaking of shamelessness, Joe at Novatownhall is trying to steal the "Hannah Giles bikini" Google-bomb from me. Careful, Joe, you might force me to actually post that photo, and when Doug Giles kills me, the blood will be on your hands.

UPDATE: Day-By-Day seems to be dropping hints, with a hot chick in underwear talking about ACORN:

Cartoon characters don't have dads with real guns. Is Chris Muir trying to get me killed? Death by Rule 5?

Patrick Swayze, R.I.P.

One of the biggest matinee idols of our era has gone to that great roadhouse in the sky. WOLVERINES!

It could be argued that Patrick Swayze was, in the 1980s and '90s, what Clark Gable and Cary Grant were to the 1930s and '40s.

If you were going to cast an action picture, and wanted to make sure that girls didn't mind going to see it, he was the ideal lead. And if you wanted to do a romantic movie where the guy was the kind of guy a real guy could admire, he was also the idea lead.

From his "Brat Pack" teen-flick debut in The Outsiders, to his macho lead as the patriotic resistance leader in Red Dawn to his equally macho (yet much sexier) lead in Dirty Dancing, Patrick Swayze represented the male ideal of a generation.

Condolences to his family and friends.

For what shall it profit a blogger, if he shall gain the whole webby-tubes, and lose his own soul?

by Smitty

Villainous Company lowers the boom on American Power.
Donald, please do not follow other contemporanus examples of doubling down on dumb. (Loafers Gone Foppish.)

Whatever tactical hit-count benefit there may seem to be from antagonizing people, and whatever the "they started it" arguments are, I'd like to encourage you to change direction and take the high road. Be the peace maker. Admit error where you feel a reasonable person would. Yes, there will need to be a rehabilitation period where you show non-boorish behavior, and figure out how to get back in Little Miss Attila's good graces. I suggest you consider doing this right now. Strategically you're doing yourself no favors.

When not antagonistic towards friendly blogs, Donald, you do great work. Friendly fire incidents are the pits. I look forward to a day when I'll subscribe to your generally excellent blog again, and start linking you. Peace, out.

Jane Fonda sharpening her Congressional bona fides

by Smitty (h/t Huffer)

I recently signed a letter protesting the Toronto International Film Festival's decision to showcase and celebrate Tel Aviv. This in the very year when Gaza happened.
I have no idea what that noun/verb combination means exactly.
The decision made the festival a participant in the newly launched campaign to "rebrand" Israel. Arye Mekel, the Israeli Foreign Ministry's Director General for Cultural Affairs, has said that artists and writers must be enlisted in order to "show Israel's prettier face, so we are not thought of purely in the context of war." The protesters felt it was wrong for the much-respected festival to be used in this manner. The role of art, after all, is not to prettify but to expose reality with all its contradictions and complexities.
Not if you're the NEA getting your Goebbels on. Emphasis mine.
I signed the letter without reading it carefully enough, without asking myself if some of the wording wouldn't exacerbate the situation rather than bring about constructive dialogue.
Hey: if she's a tax cheat, then she could be Napolitano's special Veteran Outreach Czar, or something. However, her non-approach to literacy may make her a great candidate for Congress.

Update:
Thanks, Brigette. Can't rely on the spell checker for the title.

S.C. Boeing workers vote for freedom

Michelle Malkin notes this encouraging news from the Charleston (S.C.) Post and Courier:
Boeing Co. workers in North Charleston voted overwhelmingly to disband their union in a move that could give the region an edge in landing an aircraft plant the company is looking to build.
Of the 267 ballots cast, 199 were in favor of decertifying the election that made them members of the International Association of Machinists. . . .
Boeing has said it would consider North Charleston and its manufacturing hub outside Seattle, among other sites, for a new 787 assembly plant. A decision is expected by the end of the year.
Free labor's competitive advantage is always important, but more obvious in a time of economic stagnation.

It was during the 1970s, when the steel mills and other industrial plants of the unionized Northeast and upper Midwest were laying off thousands, that the economic vitality of the "Sun Belt" became such a contrast with the misery of the "Rust Belt." And the right-to-work laws of the Southern and Western states were the chief reason for this remarkable shift.

Czars in my pocket like grains of sand

by Smitty (TheNoseonYourFace)

Audrey 'following her attorney's advice'

Thanks to Dan Riehl for pointing out this comment from moderator "Morgan" at the evidently defunct Trig Truther site, "Palin's Deceptions":
Thanks so much for all your comments. Despite the requests - and in a couple of cases, demands - for details, we are not going to speak further on the nature of these threats, or allow a lot of speculation in the comments. Please remember, this is a person's life we're talking about and as much as your curiosity may be piqued, Audrey is smart to take the methodical, thoughtful approach she's taking. It's always been her way and it's been my experience that it always yields results for her. Those of you who respect her will respect her wishes. (I would like to point out here that those demanding details aren't regulars, which tells me something.)
As I stated, Audrey has retained excellent counsel and is following her attorney's advice as she considers her options and next steps. . . .
I appreciate everyone's patience in this matter. Please don't worry that evil will win out. It never does, no matter what the source.
Heh. I'm glad that "Audrey" has evidently decided to retire from the field of online obstetric speculation, which I had suggested would be her wisest course of action. Her carelessness confronted me with a very difficult dilemma, and I hesitate to think what might have transpired had some unscrupulous, selfish, vindictive person been in my position.

This reference to "Audrey" having "retained excellent counsel" is interesting. As Dan Riehl and I discussed between ourselves, there is no reason to believe "Audrey" has been guilty of any legal wrongdoing, merely careless in her online choices.

As our research advanced, and sources provided further information, however, matters reached a point where I had to ask myself, "Do I really want to publish this?" This same research indicates that "Morgan" knows exactly what I'm talking about, and it is therefore rather shocking to see "Morgan" to use the word "evil" in apparent reference to Dan and me. Certainly, I do not consider wisdom and mercy to be "evil" qualities.

It would have been unnecessary cruelty on my part to have published without having first contacted "Audrey," which I did by means of a courteous and quite friendly e-mail message to her husband (whom she had referenced at Palin's Deceptions as a sort of in-house "expert").

Even if I had not been mindful that it was "a person's life we're talking about," to borrow a phrase from "Morgan," publication without notice would have earned me an unwelcome reputation as someone willing to engage in what Bill Clinton once famously denounced as "the politics of personal destruction."

There are certain means of attack which no political end can justify. I consider the baseless insinuations about Trig Palin's birth -- the politically motivated speculation that this infant is not actually Sarah Palin's own son -- to be such an unjustifiable means of attack.

The very last post by "Audrey" directly accused Sarah Palin of faking her fifth pregnancy, and it is on that same post that moderator "Morgan" pleads on behalf of "Audrey": "Please remember, this is a person's life we're talking about . . ." As if the lives of Sarah, Todd and Trig were nothing compared to the life of their anonymous enemy?

Hey, "Morgan": How about you grab yourself a nice hot cup of STFU, sweetheart? You're not doing "Audrey" or her family any favors with inflammatory rhetoric like that.

A wise concern for mercy ought not be taken for granted because, in case you haven't noticed, some of pir regular readers were intensely curious about the mysterious end of this investigation. And the content of certain comments (some of which I've had to reject as hinting too obviously) indicates to me that these commenters are also capable of research.

Some other research-savvy bloggers might not be as scrupulous as Dan and I have been, "Morgan." Your insulting comments could make those other bloggers angry, and who knows what might happen then?

Mmmm. The delicious flavor of fresh STFU . . .

The 9/12 March: It Wasn't Just Numbers

My full report on the big Washington rally is now online at Pajamas Media:
His sign said "Save America First — Evangelize the World," and he stood in the parking lot near Constitution Avenue with a bullhorn. Thousands who arrived at Saturday's 9/12 March on Washington. heard Pastor George Luca proclaim his pro-life message. A black evangelist from Virginia, Pastor Lucas condemned those who support "murdering innocent pre-born babies" and accused "so-called black leaders" of betraying their own people.
Diversity of opinion was on display everywhere among the vast crowd, generally estimated in excess of 1 million, that gathered on the West Lawn of the Capitol and sprawled for blocks in every direction. . . .
Please read the whole thing. I very nearly didn't write that article, because Charles Johnson's LGF attack on me -- and on Steve Green at VodkaPundit -- put me into such a foul mood. Because of Johnson's destructive idiocy, I haven't had a chance to address the big argument over the attendance at the rally until now.

Dan Riehl has tried to address the dispute -- one million? two million? -- with something like objectivity. My friend Barbara Espinosa was the source of the first concrete crowd numbers: 450,000, counted by a people-meter at the intersection of Constitution Avenue and 11th Street, two blocks east of the starting point of the march to the Capitol.

There were many, many late arrivals, and many other attendees who, for one reason or another, decided to skip the parade and just show up in front of the Capitol. I parked in front of St. John's Episcopal Church in the 1500 block of H Street at 11:35 a.m., walked a block to 14th Street and hailed a cab.

The cab driver zigzagged by cross streets east and south, and long before we reached Pennsylvania Avenue, I saw groups of sign-carrying protesters walking toward the Capitol. These people had gotten a late start, or had arrived via the Metro trains which, as Dan Riehl later informed me, were experiencing long delays Saturday.

The sidewalks along Pennsylvania Avenue were very crowded with more protesters who had arrived too late for the march and were making their way toward the Capitol. Also, as we approached the police roadblock, I noticed something: Some people were walking away from the Capitol, even though the events on the stage were scheduled to start soon.

What was going on? The main thing was that there weren't enough portable toilets at the Capitol. By the time I reached the part of the parking lot where the toilets were located, the lines were at least 20 deep. Many of those walking away from the Capitol had decided to walk a few blocks to use the bathrooms at one of the nearby museums.

Also, there didn't seem to be adequate food vending in the Capitol area, and some people were looking for a restaurant where they could sit down and eat.

What I'm getting at is that, throughout the afternoon, there was a continuous process of people leaving and arriving in the main rally area for various reasons. Barbara Espinosa, to cite one example known to me directly, ran down her cell-phone batteries sending photos to Steve Green and left the rally sometime after 2 p.m.

Furthermore, as I noticed when I went down to the police barricade toward the southeast side of the Capitol lawn to try to locate Cynthia Yockey, many people were wandering around on the periphery of rally. Dan Riehl arrived late, and could give an account of how many late arrivals were hindered by jammed inbound roads and the snarled-up Metro system.

All of which is to say that any given photo of the mall, taken at any time during the rally, could not possibly have shown the total crowd that attended the rally over the course of the event. Given the 450,000 number counted along the parade route, I have no problem believing that the total attendance was in excess of 1 million, but beyond that I am unwilling to hazard an estimate.

However, I think the quibbling over numbers misses the point: It was freaking huge, far exceeding any reasonable expectation for a day of overcast weather following Friday's rain in the D.C. area. At PJM, I wrote this:
Yet the 9/12 March on DC wasn't about numbers, except perhaps the trillions of dollars of federal debt heaped upon future taxpayers by the stimulus-and-bailout agenda in Washington and the untold trillions more that ObamaCare might cost.
As the rally was winding down and I was walking toward Massachusetts Avenue . . . I spoke to . . . Judith Knapp of Baltimore, who was accompanied by her granddaughter Savannah Jackson, both wearing "American Patriot" T-shirts. Knapp gestured at her teenage granddaughter and said, "I'm not going to put her in debt, that's my point."
Read the whole thing.

Charles Johnson cites two witnesses: George Archibald and Bill White

LGF's Charles Johnson pursues his idee fixe, for the benefit of those few readers who have yet to be banned. I won't link him, but again he recycles familiar smears against me. Two cases in particular require discussion:

  • George Archibald
A genuinely tragic story. Once a well-known investigative reporter, his career suffered as the result of unfortunate personal problems. I always liked George's energy, enthusiasm and jocular good cheer, and thought of him as a friend.

Nobody explained to me why George resigned from The Washington Times and took a job in an Arizona Republican congressman's office. He reportedly got fired from that position after a few months, and sought to return to his old job at the newspaper, but it had already been filled. George then apparently conceived a vendetta against editor-in-chief Wesley Pruden and managing editor Francis Coombs, whom he blamed for his problems.

When the SPLC and other left-wingers leveled accusations of racism against me, Archibald seized on this as a weapon to use against his enemies, claiming to have heard conversations that never took place, et cetera. Archibald had some friends inside the Washington Times newsroom, and Wes and Fran had a few other enemies there, and this all got whipped up into a sort of souffle of slander. I was, in a manner of speaking, collateral damage in an ill-motivated campaign of defamation against my bosses who, as I have often said before, specifically prohibited me from addressing these accusations.

My August 2007 "blowup" in the newsroom (referenced by Archibald in an old blog post cited at LGF) was one of those typical events in an industry where shouting matches between colleagues are by no means unusual. While I was working on deadline for the next day's paper, a dear friend from the graphics department had the misfortune to ask me -- in a too-insistent manner -- about a feature story for the day-after-tomorrow's paper.

Considering myself badly overburdened and underappreciated (also not uncommon in the newspaper industry), I responded by saying something like, "Well, how about I just resign right now and let them find someone else to do this crappy job?"

My colleague Victor Morton, sitting at the next desk -- who knew my temperament quite well -- said quietly, "Stacy, don't." But I had had more than enough, walked straight to national editor Ken Hanner's office and told him in quite colorful terms exactly what he could do with this crappy job. Then I went directly to the heavy steel door at the exit and kicked it open (frightening a dear friend who happened to be approaching it from the other side). I got in my car and drove home, with no intention of ever returning to the office except to clean out my desk.

Well, I was persuaded to reconsider. Four months later, however, it was announced that Wes Pruden would be replaced by a new editor hired from the Washington Post. It so happened that I had a freelance project that required me to spend 10 days in Africa, and it appeared that at last, it was time to go. So I submitted my resignation with no hard feelings.

As for George Archibald, I am told he recently deleted the personal blog where he had chronicled his various woes, which seemed to involve heavy alcohol consumption. I never wished to be George's enemy and would regret his foolish self-destruction even if he hadn't chosen maliciously to defame me, Wes, Fran, or other of our colleagues at the Times.
  • Bill White
Also a tragic case, perhaps all the more so as Bill refused to heed my advice against the disastrous course of action that he unwisely pursued.

When I first had contact with Bill, he was one of those third-party local-gadfly types in Montgomery County, Maryland, an affluent D.C. suburb. Bill differed from the usual sort of gadfly in that he was (a) quite young, then still in his 20s, and (b) extremely intelligent. I am sure that there are school records documenting Bill's IQ as over 140. He had read extensively in history and philosophy, and could discuss these subjects with impressive facility.

Bill was something of an Internet pioneer, serving as Web master for his own "Utopian Anarchist Party" (which later became the oxymoronically named "Libertarian Socialist Party"). I first encountered Bill after someone called my attention to his reaction to the Columbine massacre:
The Washington Times
April 30, 1999, Page A10

Anarchist Web site salutes 2 killers
By Robert Stacy McCain

An anarchist party based in Montgomery County operates an Internet site that urges the abolition of government and praises the "courage" of two Columbine High School killers.
On the day of the massacre, Utopian Anarchist Party spokesman Bill White posted a "salute" to teen-age gunmen Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold as "two young men who had the courage to strike back against the system, even if their strike back was somewhat misguided in its aims."
The UAP's World Wide Web site -- www.overthrow.com -- describes the party as "militant anti-government anarchism at its best" and includes such recipes for revolution as a School Stopper's Textbook, first published by the Youth International Party (Yippies) in the 1960s.
Politically, the UAP is eclectic. The party's Web site denounces liberals and conservatives alike, condemning the anti-bigotry efforts of the Simon Wiesenthal Center as "progressive fascism" and announcing dates for communist May Day parades.
"The government is a tool of the ruling class, used for the systematic exploitation of the masses," Mr. White, 21, a 1994 graduate of Bethesda's Walt Whitman High School, said in a telephone interview with The Washington Times.
He said he began his drift toward anarchism at age 13, when he began reading such works at the Communist Manifesto.
He "started to form mildly socialist ideas," Mr. White said, and school officials "tried to shut down my free speech" when he tried to express those views.
The UAP argues for the abolition of public schools which are "a tool the ruling class uses to indoctrinate the young," Mr. White said, "and, in the last election, 5 percent of the Montgomery County electorate agreed with me."
Last year, Mr. White ran on the UAP ticket and got 4,146 votes in the September primary for an at-large seat on the county Board of Education. . . .
"I don't believe people should go around killing people at random," Mr. White said, but stressed that many students feel oppressed by public schools and reacted to the Columbine massacre accordingly.
"What happened in Colorado was viewed by a lot of young people as empowering. . . . They felt that 'we can fight back and we can win,' " the UAP spokesman said. "That's why there have been so many copycats and bomb threats" since the April 20 massacre.
On the UAP Web site, Mr. White called the Colorado shootings an expression of German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche's concept of the "will to power." Mr. White also wrote: "Had this shooting occurred outside a police station, or outside the NATO conference, or outside the White House, it would have been much more effective."
Mr. White, who condemns President Clinton as "corrupt," said his beliefs have earned him and the UAP some important enemies. He proudly mentions that conservative talk-show host Michael Reagan recently called him "a threat to America."
Michael Reagan seems to have been onto something. White's praise of Harris and Klebold was by any reckoning the most bizarre possible response to the Columbine killings, about which I wrote or edited several other stories, including a feature about Cassie Bernall, the 17-year-old Christian girl who was one of the most notable victims of that infamous crime.

The bizarre nature of White's response was intriguing to me as a journalist. One of my specialties at The Washington Times was covering the political and cultural fringe -- for example, I wrote the newspaper's obituary of former Communist Party USA chairman Gus Hall.

The Joy of Kook Politics
Regular mainstream politics, where phony Democratic hacks do battle with sold-out Republican frauds, tends to become tedious, and yet there are scores of reporters in Washington who masochistically crave the privilege of covering such pointless snoozefests. The reporter who can locate something newsworthy on the oft-ignored fringe of the political spectrum has got a much better chance of scoring an exclusive -- and, frankly, it's a lot more interesting.

Also, I like crazy people. God help me, but I do love a kook. (Ask any journalist who covered last year's Libertarian Party convention what a target-rich environment that was for kook-lovers.) As long as they are not actually dangerous, the wackos and zanies are so much more fun than the uptight Republicans and dishonest Democrats one usually meets in Washington.

And, as I said, Bill White's extreme intelligence meant he was no ordinary wacko. He was always smarter than the rest.

Bill seems to have been an autodidact and, when he wasn't in full-on fringe-gadfly mode, could discuss political theory in an articulate (although always quite radical) manner. He had inherited money or won a lawsuit -- depending on which rumors you believed -- and this provided him a financial independence that relieved him of any compulsion to seek an ordinary career. He made a full-time hobby of political activism on the fringe.

For this reason, Bill actually proved quite useful as a source. Remember, this was 1999, when "anti-globalization" was a pet cause of the Left. There were big protests in D.C. against the IMF and WTO, and Bill's wide acquaintance with various local left-wingers -- socialists, anarchists, etc. -- enabled him to give me occasional tips about what was actually going on behind the scenes of that movement.

Recent revelations about law-enforcement surveillance of left-wing groups were no revelation to me: Bill told me all about that stuff, including the presence within the protest planning meetings of agents provocateurs -- undercover cops whose job was to entice unsuspecting radicals into conspiring to commit criminal acts that would justify their arrest. (This tactic is actually quite common. If anyone remembers the once-famous Ruby Ridge seige in Idaho, Randy Weaver was targeted after an undercover informant entrapped Weaver by persuading him to saw-off a shotgun shorter than the federal legal limit.)

From One Fringe to Another
As 1999 gave way to 2000, Bill White gave me tips about the (ultimately successful) effort by Pat Buchanan to win the presidential nomination of Ross Perot's old Reform Party. Bill knew people who were involved in that operation, and he tipped me to what was going on behind the scenes. Basically, the Reform Party had a wide-open delegate-selection process, and Buchanan's supporters were quite shrewdly opportunistic in exploiting this vulnerability.

It was subsequent to that -- in late 2000, as I recall -- that Bill White began to tell me about goings-on within neo-Nazi William Pierce's National Alliance. Pierce was in his late 60s, ill and increasingly feeble (he finally died in 2002), and there was some infighting over who would succeed him as leader of what was then the largest organization of its kind.

This was occurring, understand, while I was deeply involved in editing and writing regular news. Mainstream politics was unsually interesting in 2000. There was the Republican primary battle between George W. Bush and John McCain, followed by a see-saw general-election campaign that culminated in the deadlocked presidential election and the long Florida recount. Meanwhile, however, it seemed that the same brilliant gadfly who had once given me inside tips about anti-globalization radicals was now drifting into the orbit of neo-Nazis.

This was nearly a decade ago, and the timeline is quite fuzzy now, but I remember in particular one night (was it in 2002?) when I met Bill White at the Dubliner bar near Union Station. During that meeting, he made repeated references to his conspiratorial anti-Semitic beliefs, and I tried to tell him, in effect, "Don't go there." But he was determined to do so, and clearly was not interested in being persuaded to the contrary.

Bill stayed in touch for a while by e-mail and occasional phone calls. He went off my radar until, one day, I saw him on TV at some kind of Nazi rally in a brownshirt uniform, doing all the Sieg-Heil stuff. He eventually became entangled in legal trouble and, among other things, appears to have harassed Charles Johnson back when LGF was a conservative blog.

Many Questions, Few Answers
What happened to Bill White? I've thought about that a lot. The best explanation I can offer is that he very much wanted to be recognized as a leader.

Bill was so much more intelligent than the typical D.C.-area "anarchist" in the late 1990s that he insisted on having his own operation, rather than joining a pre-existing movement led by the usual leftoid idiots.

Then, perhaps because of his disgust with the general stupidity of the "anarchist" Left, and having learned something from watching how the Buchananites beat Perot's naive would-be Reform Party successors in 2000, he got the idea to re-make himself as a neo-Nazi leader, moving into the vacuum created by the illness and death of William Pierce. Also, I recall that Bill became romantically involved with a neo-Nazi chick, and that might have been an influencing factor.

Bill was vastly smarter than your average Sieg-Heiler, because neo-Nazism attracts an intensely stupid variety of white people. The advantage of his keen mind enabled Bill to quickly rise to become a spokesman for the neo-Nazi movement and, according to one recent news article, "commander of the American National Social Worker's Party." He evidently decided to be the Big Smart Fish in a small pond full of morons -- an unworthy ambition for someone blessed with both intelligence and wealth.

A Google search reveals his "Overthrow.com" site was shut down last October by the FBI, and I have no idea of his ultimate fate.

It's tragic, you see? Despite the egregious and bizarre pronouncements of his youthful radicalism, Bill White might have followed the path trod by other young radicals toward a legitimate and reputable engagement with the political mainstream. Hey, if Bill Ayers can become a mainstream figure . . .

You see that it was by no means pre-destined in April 1999, when I first came into contact with Bill White, that he would follow the trajectory he has followed in the past decade. By the same token, when I first met George Archibald in 1997, I hadn't the faintest inkling that, within a few short years this cheerful, friendly man would be sunk into alcoholic despondency, pursuing a vendetta against my bosses by defaming me.

So, too, we look at Charles Johnson and LGF with a sense of tragedy, made more tragic by the knowledge that Johnson's sad decline might have been averted. Who knew, at his zenith of influence in 2004, that a mere five years later LGF would be reduced to an almost invisible shadow of its former glory? Who knows why Charles Johnson has chosen to pursue his self-destructive course?

Some people will not listen to reason, nor consider the possibility that they may be wrong. In their arrogance, they never seek advice, or else ignore helpful advice when it is offered to them. When this path produces predictably negative results, they blame others for their problems -- often those who mean them no harm. They seek out scapegoats and pursue a course of vengeance, allowing selfishness and anger to poison their souls, making enemies of those whom they just as easily could have made friends.

How the mighty have fallen! A warning to others, who might similarly stumble onto the wrong path.

Of these three individuals -- George Archibald, Bill White, and Charles Johnson -- the one who stands out, ironically, is White. Whatever grievous wrongs he has committed, Bill White has never attacked me.

He was always smarter than the rest, as I said.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Notorious Racists at 9/12 DC March

For the benefit of LGF readers everywhere, here is irrefutable proof of the malign motives of those dangerous right-wing radicals:

Militia extremist gun-nut Kell Genga from the raaaaacist state of North Carolina, with his daughter Sarah. Note the notoriously raaaaacist yellow "Don't Tread On Me" flag.

The man on the left is Reason magazine's Nick Gillespie. The man on the (far) right is from Georgia. And an "Austrian." Nudge, nudge. You know how those people are . . .

Clearly, this man is an anti-science creationist. Virginia Pastor George Lucas says that the pre-emptive annihilation of black babies through abortion is a bad thing.

Charles Johnson knows hate when he sees it!

Years ago, when I lived in Georgia . . .

. . . I was ranting, as usual, about what's wrong with the American public education system -- i.e., everything.

An older black gentleman within earshot interrupted to say, "I'll tell you when it went wrong. It was when they took God out of school and said the children couldn't pray no more."

Christianity has always been considered a force for good in my native region. As bad as things have been at times, the fact that it has not been worse -- and it could possibly have been much, much worse -- can only be attributed to the commonality of faith, and the grace of God.

No one who attacks religion is a friend of the South, nor a humanitarian vis-a-vis race relations. If we had only science to guide us . . . Well, my father was wounded within an inch of his life in France, you see. I do not believe in accidents. And I am inarguably here, aren't I?

Is Charles Johnson a benevolent philanthropist? Does he suppose that Darwinism and the coercive secularization of American society are "progress"?
"My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday."
-- G.K. Chesterton, 1923
UPDATE 3:30 p.m.: Conservative lesbian Cynthia Yockey called to say, "I've got your back." Angels unaware . . .

UPDATE 3:40 p.m.: From the Book of Daniel (Collins), we now quote: "F*** off, Charles."

God told Dan to say that, I'm pretty sure . . .

UPDATE 9/14, 1:50 a.m.: From the Book of Daniel (Riehl):
While not speaking for him, I will speak out strongly on his behalf. In all that time, through all those many conversations, Stacy has never once even mentioned race to me -- regarding Obama, politics, or anything else. Were he a white supremacist, there is no way that would be the case in my opinion. So, I can conclude that he is not that.
Exactly. Years ago, when all this stuff started (and I was, at the time, forbidden to respond even in my own defense), I said confidentially to friends, "What can 'white supremacist' possibly mean in 21st-century America?" What policy was I accused of advocating, or where was the evidence of hateful scapegoating and name-calling?

If a skeptical attitude toward various sacred cows of liberal orthodoxy is "white supremacy," OK. But except for a few sentences wrenched from context, or my stubborn devil-may-care defense of the South, there wasn't even anything remotely close to evidence of ordinary prejudice, much less advocacy of a theoretical abstraction like "white supremacy."

Words have meaning, and I've long since learned to despise this Humpty-Dumpty assertion that a term as potentially damaging as "white supremacist" means whatever an accuser decides it should mean.

At times I have been accused of "defending" this or that evil, which I was merely guilty of discussing in a heterodox (and perhaps somewhat careless) manner, but this is rather like the idiotic accusation from Andrew Sullivan that, in mocking Glenn Greenwald, I was advocating "genocide of the Palestinians in Israel."

Loath to deny such a delicious smear, I supposed it won't seriously impair my dangerous reputation to state for the record that I am anti-genocide. And because "white supremacy" might mean unfair advantages for such ludicrous Caucasian fools as Glenn Greenwald, Andrew Sullivan and Charles Johnson -- to name three indisputably inferior white people -- I guess I'm against that, too.

Professor William Jacobson is among several other defenders to whom I must express gratitude. We'll try to get everybody linked up in the next few days, but for now, we need to get back to blogging about actual news.

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

Rule 5 Sunday dawns on a country re-invigorated. There was so much good, wholesome, old-fashioned, non-raaaaacist Americanism on display the last week, that the only thing to do to complete the picture is our weekly foray into loveliness.
  • Instapundit, whom we're always willing to send traffic, has links to Sci-Fi stars and Vulcan women, for our xenophile contingent. He was in Quincy, IL for 9/12, and this is Rule 5 Sunday favorite Dana Loesch, if my Rule 5 detector is well-calibrated. Clueless on this lady.
  • VodkaPundit puts up some [mildly NSFW] Dita von Teese. BTW, the Bond-ish silhouettes on the logo are cool, but I miss the old "weblog of tomorrow" styling. Suggest that be brought back for the blog-a-versary.
  • Fishersville Mike brings the sports, with a Melanie Oudin update. Tragedy struck, apparently, and it looks like her ball got smacked. Cheap riffs on the President after the Tea Party on the Mall on 9/12 are left as an exercise for the reader.
  • Not to be aced, Three Beers Later expands Melanie coverage. Switching to smoking jacket and pipe, the urbane McEnroe puts on some chamber music that's very soothing on the eyes, if not the heart rate. Then, in a stunning shift to investigative reporting, he impersonates Dean Martin for an inspection of an ACORN 'field office'. Fearless, that McEnroe.
  • This blog has raised questions about Morgan Freeberg's touch, but the lingering doubts have not affected his Rule 5 chops. His pair-wise comparison trip through the alphabet brings Erica Durance into contention with Famke Janssen.
  • Chad at KURU Lounge features a hygene note from Lara Douchette.
  • Can't remember if I featured Teach's wonderful cheescake entry last week, but it's well worth a second glance.
  • Rightofcourse features Oklahoma cheerleaders sizing something in public, though what we cannot say.
  • Dan Riehl, right wing extremist extraordinaire, brings us Martina McBride working out on God Bless America. Seeing the Marines in the backdrop, I'm reminded that the Marine Corps Band and 8th & I silent drill team perform at the Iwa Jima Memorial in Rosslyn. Their season is over now, but there will be a Smittypalooza there next year. Oh yes.
  • Nation of Cowards, on the topic of Iwo Jima, has a version posed by ladies that is far hotter than that hunk of cold bronze. In some abstract America in my mind, everyone files past this statue on the way to the ballot box at election time...
  • Cassndra posted a lovely portrait (though not of her, I presume), with links to others.
  • Dustbury reminds us of the bewitching Elizabeth Montgomery.
  • The news out of Trogdelusia has been sad of late. His sudden passion for jacket models in fright wigs was bad. His posing of a Princess Leia imitator next to an Ed Morrissey look-alike strained his credibility further. Broad-jumping the shark in completely metrosexual puffy slippers occurred when he claimed to post a hot Danica Patrick photo. We may have to deploy Stacy to Michigan to offer Trog some counseling and mooch any neck ties that Trog owns, before a tragedy occurs.
  • Jeffords seems to think that Natalie Portman sat on cheesecakes. Slashdot lore often linked her to hot grits, but I don't remember cheesecake.
  • Daphne comes through for the ladies.
  • The Paco Enterprises Culture Department gives us Elanor Powell.
  • WyBlog features a wine commercial that is probably SFW, but I daresay I'd steer clear. A rather tangy vintage, let us say.
  • Obi's Sister offers a bit of Mark Harmon. I can match the chin hair. The crown, not so much.
  • The Classic Liberal plays the "When in doubt, Scarlett Johansson" card. Rather well, too.
  • Bob Belvedere had a two-phase approach to his Rule 5 studies this week. In the contemporary bracket, he placed Hannah Giles. In the classic bracket, there is Debra Paget. Now, not to insult Debra, but Hannah has done something courageous and historically important for the whole country. She may have enough of a grasp of organized crime, based upon her ACORN work, that she'll fit in nicely in Congress when she's 25.
  • The Political Castaway features the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, whose loveliness brings cheer to a blog whose design and layout just screams: "Man cave". With names like "Hythloday" and "Selkirk", I figured they were stuck on some island in the Outer Hebrides. But no, they're local. Gentlemen: please.
I don't quite know if it's morning again in America yet, but today has brought fresh optimism. Email more pleasant stuff to Smitty. Pray for peace and wisdom for our leadership.

Point Three: Charles Johnson will regret it but once, and that will be continuously

Knowledge is superior to ignorance, yet no one knows everything and everybody knows something. Nothing can be more offensive than to be lectured about what you know by someone who clearly does not know.

This is why people hate the MSM, which constantly lectures us as if they were infinitely more knowledgeable than we. And having been a journalist since 1986, I've seen both sides of this.

If your hometown ever makes news -- the kind that brings the focus of national media -- chances are you will be offended by the way the story is covered. Basic facts will be wrong. TV announcers will mispronounce names. And, if there is any sort of liberal/conservative angle to the story, any fact that supports the conservative side of the dispute will be buried down in the 14th paragraph, or omitted altogether.

The MSM Went Down to Georgia
So it was when, in 1995, the argument over the Georgia state flag was resurrected by the media in the context of the upcoming 1996 Atlanta Olympics. A few years earlier, Gov. Zell Miller had invested significant political capital in an effort to persuade the Georgia legislature to change the flag's Confederate battle flag emblem. Yet is was for naught: There simply weren't enough votes.
At the time, I asked one Democratic member of the General Assembly about this issue, and he answered, "Stacy, if it would feed or educate one child, I'd vote to change the flag. But it's just a symbolic issue, and changing the flag isn't going to change anything."

And then came November 1994, when Gov. Miller, who had risked so much in an attempt to change the flag, barely squeaked by to re-election. (I voted to re-elect Miller, although I cast my congressional vote that year for the Republican who defeated Rep. George "Buddy" Darden, who had made the mistake of voting for the so-called "assault weapons" ban. What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand, Mr. Darden?)

In wake of that election, it was discovered that certain black leaders in Atlanta had accepted "walking around money" from Republicans, in an effort to suppress black turnout for Miller. For years, Democrats had provided "walking around money" to Atlanta's black community leaders at election time, and the GOP had decided to turn the tables.

Many Georgia Democrats were shocked by this discovery. Miller had very nearly been defeated, after trying so hard to help black Democrats on what was one of their top legislative priorities -- and had been sold out by some of the very people he'd been trying to help!

As Tony Said to Scarlett . . .
Now, with Georgia preparing for the national limelight that the '96 Olympics would bring, the media decided that the state flag issue should be front-and-center in their coverage. The Democratic-majority legislature had debated and rejected the Democratic governor's proposal to change the flag, which meant the issue was politically dead -- but the MSM decided to use it to smear Georgia during the months leading up to the Olympics.

To say that our readers at the Rome (Ga.) News-Tribune were angered by this unfair treatment from the national media would be an understatement. They were furious. And I, who had not really paid much attention to the earlier flag debate -- covering the General Assembly was somebody else's beat -- became actively engaged in the debate sparked during the period before the Atlanta Olympics. I wrote columns defending the state, and criticizing the opportunistic "activists" (including some who had taken GOP "walking around money" in '94) who were seizing on the national media attention to get their 15 minutes of fame.

All this background on the issue was never reported by the New York Times, and the people who have condemned me as a "neo-Confederate" know nothing about how I gained that descriptor.

Did I write some things that were . . . intemperate? Hey, we're talking about Stacy McCain here, OK? When I go to fight, I go to war, and it's war to the knife, knife to the hilt. To quote Tony Fontaine:
"My God, Scarlett O'Hara!" said Tony peevishly. "When I start out to cut somebody up, you don't think I'll be satisfied with scratching him with the blunt side of my knife, do you? No, by God, I cut him to ribbons."
-- Gone With The Wind
A good rule in the blogosphere, really. If you're going to criticize someone, you'd better be ready to annihilate him. So when I was bashing Yankees and scalawags and New York Times know-it-alls back in 1995-96, I did not scruple as to the mode of attack.

But I don't hate Yankees -- heck, I married a Yankee. My wife's from Ohio. A mixed marriage, you see. Let us not, however, get ahead of the argument. Ahem.

Hayek's Theory of Knowledge
The point is that, in attacking me as a "neo-Confederate," Charles Johnson arrogantly supposes that the facts he knows (or rather, believes he knows, as there has been so much misinformation propagated over the years) are the only facts that matter, and that whatever facts he doesn't know must be irrelevant.

This is where the Hayekian insight comes in handy. Friedrich Hayek understood that central economic planning could not work because the information contained in prices is too complex, diverse and localized to be supplanted by decisions made by "experts."

In the same way, our individual opinions on subjects of controversy -- including, but not limited to, public policy -- are shaped by our personal experiences and knowledge.

My opposition to the 1994 "assault weapons" ban was informed by my knowledge that a semi-automatic weapon is not a machine gun, no matter how much it may superficially resemble one. The so-called "assault weapons" banned by the 1994 law were all semi-autos, and thus not fundamentally different than the .22-caliber semi-auto I received as a gift when I was 11 years old. Therefore, the entire legislation was based on a falsehood, intended to fool the ignorant -- e.g., "soccer moms" -- and the politicians who supported it were dishonest.

Well, does this make me a "gun nut"? That's the epithet that liberals stick on anyone who opposes gun control. And far be it from me to deny that my home is a well-armed compound, stocked with more weapons than a National Guard arsenal. If anyone wishes to believe that I never go anywhere without a 9-mm pistol, I won't deny it. A reputation as a dangerously violent man can be quite valuable at times.

Let us take the argument further: Am I a "neo-Confederate"? A "white supremacist"? A raaaaacist? To repeat what I said earlier:

"Racist" has been re-defined to mean, "Anyone who disagrees with a liberal." And the accusation requires the accused to prove a negative, you see?
Shall I deny being a vicious hater? Shall I denounce Richard Spencer and Peter Brimelow? How many others will Charles Johnson require me to denounce before he's satisified? And how well did the deny-denounce-and-apologize approach to such accusations work out for George Allen?

The Futility of Explanation
The true story of all I've been through, all I've seen, all I've learned, is quite interesting. But I'm not going to write it for free. There are some misunderstandings that probably need explaining, if anyone is confused, but I'm not going to waste my valuable time on explanations, if I have nothing to gain by doing that. Anyone who would be sympathetic to Johnson's attack is unlikely to be persuaded by my defense.

And this is what is so puzzling about Charles Johnson's attack on me. Just like his attacks on Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, Glenn Beck and others, the question is, "What's in it for him? What is his motivation?"

I confess my utter ignorance. Others have speculated on the causes of Johnson's recent erratic behavior, but I am mystified. Why does he take such a keen interest in the European conferences attended by Geller and Spencer? Why does he rage so vehemently against creationists and pro-lifers? Who pissed in his cornflakes?

It wasn't me. When he first took a shot at my friend Pamela Geller, I noticed it, but didn't feel the need to get involved. Then he repeated the attack, and I became curious. When he threatened Michelle Malkin (!) I became concerned that he might have suicidal tendencies.

The important issue that confronts America now is not a dispute over Southern history, or which conferences Robert Spencer attends. The folks I saw at the 9/12 March on D.C. were flying lots of "Don't Tread On Me" Gadsden Flags -- probably a Guinness Book record for the most Gadsden Flags ever displayed in a single location -- and I don't recall seeing any Confederate flags. But I wasn't looking for them.

We are in a fight to preserve what remains of American liberty, and I don't want to waste time defending myself. However, if I may be forgiven for paraphrasing a Yankee, I'm willing to fight it out on this line if it takes all week. Or I might quote Nathan Bedford Forrest's famous words to Braxton Bragg:
I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the part of a damned scoundrel, and are a coward, and if you were any part of a man I would slap your jaws and force you to resent it. . . . I say to you that if you ever again try to interfere with me or cross my path it will be at the peril of your life.
Bragg was a notorious loser. It seems fitting.

PREVIOUSLY:
Point One: Charles Johnson doesn't know me from Adam's housecat
Point Two: Charles Johnson is prejudiced, and subscribes to stereotypes

Point Two: Charles Johnson is prejudiced, and subscribes to stereotypes

Johnson's attack on me at LGF depends largely on convincing his readers that, because I am an obstreperous Southerner . . . well, nudge, nudge. You know how those people are.

Except when they aren't. I've sometimes had occasion to warn my fellow Southerners not to imagine they can defend the South halfway, or be a "moderate" defender of the South.

People who hate the South -- and I think Charles Johnson might fit that description -- will not permit you the leisure of merely saying, "Well, we're not all bad." They will insult you and goad you until you feel the temptation . . . well, remember when Zell Miller wished he could challenge Chris Matthews to a duel?

No Southerner should ever think he will be allowed to defend his homeland and her people without being insulted for it. If you're going to defend the South, you must be prepared to defend it down to the last boll weevil on the scraggliest cotton patch in front of the most decrepit tar-paper shack in Mississippi.

So widespread is anti-Southern prejudice, especially among the intellectual elite, that the man who presumes to defend the South might as well begin by foreswearing any further ambition in life. Assume at the outset that you will be denounced and castigated and exiled to outer darkness, and resolve that this daunting prospect will not deter you from your duty.

Ask yourself this, my Southern friend: Who are these people who insult you, your friends and your family? Why does it give them so much pleasure to insult you? And why do they imagine that you will let the insult pass by unnoticed?

Does Charles Johnson suppose that I am a coward? Or that I am too stupid to understand when I am being insulted? Does he believe himself so infinitely superior to me that I cannot hold my own in debate with him?

At one point in what he imagines to be an indefeasible attack on me, Johnson quotes one sentence from a speech I made to a Sons of Confederate Veterans camp in 2003. Permit me to quote a little more of that:
Some people desire to wish away the past, or to revise history to fit the passions and politics of the present. Forgetting seems to be the most popular course; surveys show that mere fractions of Americans today know even the most basic facts about the war, or about any history at all, for that matter. If Americans are intent upon a general amnesia, I suppose we must be regarded as spoilsports for insisting that they remember at least part of our past. An America that knows nothing of Saratoga or Brandywine or Yorktown will be annoyed that we scold them for forgetting Sharpsburg, Chancellorsville and Franklin.
So I began, you see, by pointing out the widespread ignorance of history, a problem the SCV is pledged to fight against. Subsequently, I observed that this kind of ignorance is certainly not a new problem:
One of the more shocking claims of our radical adversaries is that, in commemorating our Confederate ancestors, we are somehow "un-American." But this is nothing new. The Union cause attracted to itself numerous German revolutionaries who had fled to America after collapse of the European uprisings of 1848. Though they had left the Fatherland behind, these Germans had not abandoned their radicalism, and so were among the most militant of Yankees. Professor Clyde Wilson reminds us of an encounter between one of these German radicals and Confederate General Richard Taylor. In his elegant memoir, "Destruction and Reconstruction," General Taylor recalled the occasion in 1865 when the duty fell to him to surrender the last Confederate army east of the Mississippi River. At Union headquarters, a German, wearing the uniform of a Yankee general and speaking in heavily accented English, lectured General Taylor that now that the war was over, Southerners would be taught "the true American principles." To which General Taylor -- the son of Zachary Taylor --- replied that he regretted that his grandfather, an officer in the Revolution, and his father, President of the United States, had not passed on to him these "true American principles."
Ironic, yes? Just as ironic that those of us who today remember General Taylor and his fellow Confederates are denounced as un-American by people whose ideas of "true American principles" are derived not from the Founders, but from radical intellectuals and foreign philosophers whose ideologies were unknown to Washington, Jefferson and Madison. They accuse us of "hate," when in fact we are motivated by love, love for our ancestors, and love for the America they created. Worse still, when provoked, these radicals will even compare our ancestors to Nazis. My father was wounded within an inch of his life while fighting the Nazis in France. Who are these people to tell such insulting lies about my ancestors?
My father served honorably, as had his grandfather, Winston Wood Bolt, an illiterate farmboy who fought as a private in the 13th Alabama Regiment and was captured at Gettysburg.

Southerners aren't prone to back down from a fight -- Sen. James Webb (D-Va.) wrote an interesting book on this subject called Born Fighting -- and an admiration for stubborn tenacity in conflict explains one thing some people don't understand about me.

Why do I always stick up for people like Ann Coulter, Mark Levin, Michelle Malkin, Mark Steyn and Kathy Shaidle? Because they fight. And the harder they're attacked, the harder they fight. What's more, because they do not flinch under attack, they fight and win, and every victory makes them stronger.

The kind of fighters I admire are smart enough to distinguish friends from enemies. Malkin or Coulter might criticize a squishy member of the Republican "jellyfish caucus" from the right, but they spend most of their time attacking liberals. This habit makes them valuable conservative allies.

Charles Johnson . . . eh, not so much: Note: Charles Johnson was not there. I was. And so were lots of people from Virginia, North Carolina, Texas, Georgia . . . oh, wait. I forgot. All Southerners are ignorant racists, right, Charles?

So never mind the people who attended from Ohio, New York, Arizona, Pennsylvania, Colorado, Idaho -- you get the picture. Charles Johnson sits in front a computer whining because nobody's acknowleding his superiority, while I'm out busting my ass to report this story, and when VodkaPundit uses my reporting, this results in Charles accusing Vodka of being in league with the (Southern raaaaacist) Devil.

Except Charles Johnson doesn't believe in the Devil. He also doesn't believe in God, because the only deity Charles Johnson acknowledges is himself. He is omniscient and omnipotent, and your refusal to bow down to him is blasphemy.

Kind of like Obama, really.

PREVIOUSLY:
Point One: Charles Johnson doesn't know me from Adam's housecat
Point Three: Charles Johnson will regret it but once, and that will be continuously

Point One: Charles Johnson doesn't know me from Adam's housecat

His attack on me at LGF is a classic "ransom note method" attack -- the assembling of this, that and the other to create a collage, like a kidnapper glueing together words clipped from magazines.

In February, I described the ransom-note method in examining an SPLC attack on Ann Coulter. The term was subsequently picked up by others, and I later explained -- in reference to an attack on Rush Limbaugh for his "I hope he fails" remark -- how such attacks distort meaning:

Limbaugh, as he made clear from the outset, was responding to a "major American print publication" which was "asking a handful of very prominent politicians, statesmen, scholars, businessmen, commentators, and economists to write 400 words on their hope for the Obama presidency."
The fact that Limbaugh's "I hope he fails" was a response to such an insipid inquiry -- this newspaper was actually framing their inaugural commentary in terms of "Hope," the Obama campaign's own propaganda slogan -- has received too little attention. One of the basic tactics of the Ransom-Note Method is to separate the stimulus from the response in this manner. In other words, someone sees or hears something outrageous, says or writes something outrageous in response, and the smear merchants then isolate the response, so that it is presented without adequate reference to whatever stimulus produced it.
You may read the whole thing there. A little Ransom-Note Method, a little guilt-by-association and -- voila! -- you might actually believe I was a hateful nutjob like Jeremiah Wright.

But I've never met Charles Johnson, nor have I ever met Mark Potok, Heidi Beirich, Michelangelo Signorile, or Duncan "Atrios" Black. So the first thing you should know about Charles Johnson -- besides the fact that he argues like a liberal, using second-hand arguments borrowed from liberals -- is that he doesn't know me at all. Like my various liberal critics, he presumes himself so superior as to be fit to judge a man he's never even met.

Do you subscribe to Charles Johnson supremacism? For that is the doctrine to be debated here. Charles Johnson believes himself superior to me, superior to VodkaPundit, superior to Ace of Spades, superior to Pamela Geller, superior to Robert Spencer -- indeed, superior even to God, whom Charles Johnson considers himself qualified to declare non-existent.

The starting point of any argument with Charles Johnson is the same as its conclusion, namely, the unquestionable superiority of Charles Johnson. Once you understand Point One, the rest is easy.

UPDATES:
Point Two: Charles Johnson is prejudiced, and subscribes to stereotypes
Point Three: Charles Johnson will regret it but once, and that will be continuously

Breaking rumor: Gibbs replaced as press secretary

by Smitty


"The raaaaacist fear-mongers were permitted to parade their lies on the Mall on 9/12. They came by the thousands and tens of thousands, and spent the whole day in a desperate loop, claiming they couldn't figure out how to drive in DC, but really just jacking up their bogus claim of a large throng of people.

Their lies will get them nowhere. They cannot stop the march of progress, health care, social justice, and something that looks like apple pie if you don't get too close.

This country remains in the best of hands.
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