Hot Turtle of Climate Crisis!

By Smitty

"Oh, the science is in," said Dr. Holdren. "We know absolutely that the Earth sits on four elephants, who, in turn, rest upon a giant turtle. Their respiration, coupled with carbon emissions, causes the planet to heat up."

I'm not sure if I buy the kelp. I think that it's really the turtle, and, sadly, it's turtles all the way down.