Everybody give her a Rule 2. Yes, that includes you, Monique. You can get your revenge in the Jello wrestling match later.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Another amazing alumni success story from The Other McCain School of Blogging
Not only did one of my clients get more than 8,000 hits in just her first 15 days of blogging, but she also finally got Big Sexy to send her that box of Godiva chocolate: Everybody give her a Rule 2. Yes, that includes you, Monique. You can get your revenge in the Jello wrestling match later.
Everybody give her a Rule 2. Yes, that includes you, Monique. You can get your revenge in the Jello wrestling match later.
That's it. I'm bring my boobs to my blog.
ReplyDeleteWhere is this school and how do I apply?
ReplyDeleteIt's more a 12-step program than a school, really, The Right Guy.
ReplyDeleteI am Jim. I am a blogoholic.
ReplyDeleteFirst thing, as Carin mentions, is go get yourself a nice pair of cans.
ReplyDeleteWell, considering I am a guy, and not Brad Pitt, I will skip that trip to the plastic surgeon.
ReplyDeleteDan, I don't judge a woman by whether she's got a nice set of "cans," as you so vulgarly call them. I'm more a Sir Mix-a-Lot kinda guy.
ReplyDeleteThe sexiest part of a woman is her mind. Unfortunately, god doesn't usually let us get in line twice.
ReplyDeleteGod, what a benighted time this was, Stacy. I'm so glad to be living in Obama's America.
ReplyDeleteWell, what if you've got, both, great cans and back?
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm left with option three. Rickroll.
Carin, you must understand that we men, by our objectifying gaze, are the exclusive judges of whether your cans are nice and whether you've got much back. So bring it, or don't. We can play it either way, right guys?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which, hat tip to Dan for this:
THE DARK NIGHT OF PATRIARCHAL OPPRESSION