More on BSMD

The list of Blog-Specific Mental Disorders -- forms of craziness to which only bloggers are susceptible -- gets updated by William Jacobson's definition of SiteMeter Envy, which is not to be confused with Instalust (obsessive craving for an Instalanche). Like sexual lust, Instalust is insatiable. The more 'lanches you get, the more you want. Also, if you look at your SiteMeter immediately after you get 'lanched, the upward spike is an appropriately suggestive visual metaphor.